the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school
  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

dat-soldier:

puniper:

why must we play gods

ayyy bro so ‘bout that cake

(Source: intensional)

i-am-misha-too:

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

dipstick

(Source: adteachings)

kordova:

WHY DOES PITCJER DO THE THIGN

rubyetc:

art tips

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

(Source: pomeranian2)

rcah:

where can i get this case?

foxyskeleton:

when u find out one of ur friends likes harvest moon

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punnier:

when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just

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(Source: pugdomination)

miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

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I feel you, little duck

  • Person A: Makes a typo
  • Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
  • Person B: Says the word with the original typo
  • Person A: Shut up